Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

steampoweredstucklock:

onetwo-freefour:

killmytime:

Univercity application

I AM SCREAMING

YES

Posted 7 hours ago

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

Posted 8 hours ago

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

Posted 18 hours ago
  1. murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
  2. me: haha dude you're killing me
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

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As it turns out, these geese weren’t evil. They ate out of my hand and let me pet them.

Or maybe I just happen to be their dark overlord. Who knows.

Posted 1 day ago

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

Posted 3 days ago

painsthee:

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

::snerk::

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

cakejam:

HE’S BACK ONCE AGAIN

Posted 6 days ago

arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

Posted 6 days ago

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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